Those Icky Oat Bits
Aren't marshmallows at all !
You don't like sex anyway and shouldn't have come here
People who prefer the oat bits usually become
bitter angry old men who yell "get off my lawn!"
These people chow down a big bowl brimming of oat bits
before a tough day of protesting suggestive song lyrics
They are truly the scourge of our society.
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